A fem!reader x HSR universe partaking in the Xianzhou Luofu.
summary and a/n
You, a “normal” citizen of the Xianzhou Luofu, sneaking around every single night strictly, fending off scums around the Xianzhou Luofu. Catching the attention of the Seat of the Divine Foresight and the Astral Express.
Timeline takes place during and after the trailblaze mission; Windswept Wanderlust.
Important update for the story’s future, indulge kindly.
Chapters
Warning: Smut with Plot and mentions of heavy topics.
this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally
brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround. he can share the power with others
but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say “dramatic video game cutscene” and then going “got it, mario and luigi.”
i love defunctland because youll be watching a completely ordinary and straightforward video about theme park history until kevin says some shit like “nothing makes one face their own mortality more than being a wiggle” and then continues on like nothing ever happened
I like how Bee is concerned for Blitzø because she can feel his “aura” coming off from him, and knows that at the moment, he isn’t being gluttonous.
She realized that he isn’t indulging to have fun, he’s drinking to forget his problems, which is more pride than gluttony. Pride isn’t her sin, so it’s natural for her to be concerned.
Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.
So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.
“Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they’re 15” this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
To wit:
I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.
In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:
“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.
“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”
Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.
Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕
if i see a single one of you pissed that your faves canceled an event or a con appearance because they’re striking for fair wages then imma come for you in your sleep 🔪🔪🔪
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